Archive for May, 2008

I Told Her So

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008


Hi,

I’m Seb. Anne’s been talking about me on this blog for months. Worrying. Fussing. Wringing her hands. Muttering about deadlines.

It’s simple, I told her. Write the book.

She muttered. She dithered.

She knows better. You just put your mind to it and you do it, I told her. You’ve done it before.

Yes, but — she said.

No buts. You just get it done. It’s what I tell my sisters. And my brothers. And my stepmothers. I tell this to a lot of people. Sometimes they even listen.

You have to focus. Know what you want to do and take it one step at a time.

“Bird by bird,” Anne mumbled.

Well, I don’t know about that. I didn’t say anything about birds, but if it works for her, yeah, all right.

The point is, you have to have goals before you can accomplish them. Get my book done by May 1st, I told her. Simple.

And do it right. Again, simple.

I’m an architect. If I don’t do it right, the building falls down. So I do it right. You should, too, I told Anne.

She said it wasn’t that simple.

It is.

She got it done by May 1st. She took off to see her granddaughter and told me if the editor wanted revisions I could wait til she got back.

I said there wouldn’t be any revisions.

She just looked at me.

Is the building falling down? I asked her.

She looked at me some more. She can look pretty exasperated. She also sighed. She sighs pretty exasperatedly, too.

Like I don’t know what I’m talking about.

I know. No revisions. That’s what the ed said today.

I don’t mean to sound smug and arrogant and all that rot, but . . . didn’t I tell her so?

Truth in Fortune Cookies

Monday, May 19th, 2008


We had take-out Chinese the last night my cousin was visiting. No one was especially inclined — besides me — to enjoy the fortune cookies at the end.

I am a sucker for fortune cookies, untraditional though they may be. I am not necessarily a believer in the fortunes — because my local restaurant seems less given to fortunes than commentary, perhaps — but I like the taste and texture and ever since I got one that said “beware of bananas,” I’ve been bemused by them.

This week’s were perhaps truer than most. I picked a cookie and took it out of the cellophane and broke it — and it fell on the floor — to be instantly consumed by Mitch who is vigilant when it comes to anything on the table that might have gravitational pull.

The only thing he left was the fortune. It said: “Your mind is precise and discriminating.”

I think that’s why I dropped it. Not that Mitch is more precise and discriminating than I am, but there is that possibility.

Still I am not given to precision or, in those terms, discrimination. I’m pretty waffly and not exactly detail oriented. Mitch is very detail oriented when it comes to food (though not precisely discriminating, though at least he didn’t eat the paper).

So I opened the next one. It didn’t fall on the floor. I ate it (minus the paper).

It said: “You are a dreamer and your thinking is inspirational.”

See what I mean?

How true is that? If it had said, “You will never get to the bottom of the mess in your office,” it would have been only slightly more accurate.

Then just to prove whether or not it was a fluke, I opened the third one (I told you no one else wanted any), and it said: “You believe in the goodness of people.”

Of course I do. Three out of three.

So, I’m a believer.

Now I just wish they would print plots on fortune cookies. It would make life much easier. On the other hand, maybe they have.

If a precise and discriminating hero met a dreamy inspirational heroine who believed in the goodness of people . . .

There’s certainly potential for conflict at least.

Cleaning Up

Sunday, May 18th, 2008


I’ve had a busy week. My cousin’s visit meant I spent a lot of time with him and not so much time with you (apologies, but I did enjoy his visit a lot).

Now I am faced with MY OFFICE which is beyond awful, because I cleaned out our bedroom to paint, and then I cleaned out the guest room to make sure he had plenty of room and somehow all of the excess ended up in my office. So there are STACKS and STACKS of books and papers and whatnot (it’s the whatnot I’m particularly concerned about) that I need to go through and sort and get rid of or file or figure out what to do with. And it’s not like I have a spare bookcase or a spare filing cabinet just sitting around looking hopefully for STUFF to fill it.

Sigh.

Anyway, that’s my job this week unless Seb reappears for revisions. We shall see. For the first couple of weeks after I finish a book I feel relieved and glad not to see him. But by this time he’s beginning to feel like another shoe about to drop — and I wish he would so I can deal with him and get on with things.

I don’t multi-task as well as I used to, and I don’t like having him hanging fire while I’m actively trying to think about characters from another book. I spent a while last night in search of a hero. I think I have found a pic of him. Just need to let him ‘simmer’ a while and see if that’s really him or not. I thought I knew who Seb was, and he turned out not to be anything like, so I had to do a new search halfway through the book.

So . . . today I look for more pics in between shoveling out the office. Tough work, but someone’s got to do it!