Archive for May, 2009

From Sid the Cat

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Salutations and Felicitations on your birthday, dear Kate!

The Lady Across the Pond (TLATP to those who know her well — aka Ms McAllister) has invited me to be a regular, albeit sporadic, contributor to her blog.

She has even, you will note, given me sidebar billing.

This is so I can send personal good wishes and head butts and purrs to my dear Lady of the House, Kate Walker, on her birthday!

If you have not gone to my dear Lady’s blog and wished her the best of the day, please do so. Or, if you are lazy, Anne says you can leave them here in the comments and I am to see that Kate reads them. But I feel sure you will make the extra effort to click on her name and allow her to simply read them on her own space whilst eating bonbons and sipping tea or that light-coloured stuff she thinks of as tea, which is what you get when you wave a tea bag in the direction of the cup.

But I digress.

I could extol her virtues endlessly, but it would be teatime before I got finished and I really can’t miss meals. And if I kept on, that cat Dylan would show up withh a ‘pome’ he had writ, and he’d want to recite it, and we can’t be having that.

Suffice to say, dear Lady of the House, that I wish you the very best today and all the coming year (as does TLATP), and I hope that you have a salmon, er, present filled day and that you will share it all with those of us who are on your side of the pond and wish you well (even that floozie, Flora, if she behaves herself).

Your official blog contributor and handsome esteemed noble self-effacing feline of distinction,

SIR SIDNEY ST JOHN WILLOUGHBY PORTLY-LUMMOX, DLitt Oxon, Earl of Blubberhouses, Thane of Spital-in-the-Street, etc etc etc, ACOSB (a cat of superior breeding).

Using the Real World

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

The real world is very handy.

Margaret Mayo reminded me of that today when I saw her comment on my granddaughter Ellie’s fall in my previous blog piece.

Margaret wished Ellie a speedy recovery (good news — she’s basically recovered. Just has to get the staples out next week). And then Margaret went on to say she hoped I — and Ellie — didn’t mind if she used a similar incident in her book, that she needed something to up the stakes, heighten the tension.

No, we don’t mind.

In fact, in a few years, when she’s old enough, Ellie will probably think it’s super to have been an inspiration (though no doubt her mother will be happy if she’s not inspiring anyone again any time soon).

And I totally identified with Margaret’s comment because ‘real life’ events are, let’s face it, the hangers on which we hang our books.

Yes, of course there is imagination. But writers use their imagination the way potters use their hands.

It’s hard to make a bowl or a pot or a pitcher out of a potter’s wheel and a pair of hands and nothing else. Likewise, it’s hard to write a book without something concrete to work with, to let our imaginations play with, to mold and shape and make an integral part of our story.

Heaven knows, I’ve taken bits of real life to use in my books right from the very start.

My first book, Dare to Trust, took a man with malaria and a teacher with a fiance she was having second thoughts about, and threw them together for the summer in the house right behind my own.

Oh, I moved the house to another state not far away. And the man with malaria in my book was Colin Davies, an archaelogist, but he reacted to his malaria pretty much the same way a professor friend did when he suffered the same disease. The teacher with second thoughts — well, she was a reflection of a roommate I had once who had similar second thoughts.

In all these cases, the ‘real life’ part was a starting point — bits of reality on which to hang the story I wanted to tell.

Over the next 60 odd books, bits and pieces of real life have been starting points. Or high points. Or low points. Or turning points.

Miles Cavanaugh, in Body and Soul, broke his foot sticking it in a door. I knew how his foot felt. I’d broken my own (not sticking it in a door).

Did his crisis about leaving the seminary come from real life? You bet it did. Not the particular events in this case, but the conflict of emotions behind it.

And then there was the stick Jill accidentally clobbered Luke Tanner with in Cowboys Don’t Quit. Yep, another real life event. As was Jake Brosnan’s jelly fish sting in Lightning Storm.

Lest you think all the real life events are disastrous, they weren’t. Real life was the inciting moment that began one of my books. I’d asked for a particular Penney’s dress shirt model to be my hero on the cover of Dream Chasers. He really looked exactly the way I pictured Owain O’Neill.

Amazingly enough, the artist got him. He did a lovely cover. And later, when I was interviewing him about cover art for a workshop, the artist said to me, “You know your hero? He said no one had ever asked for him specifically before. He’d like to meet you.”

I ask you, how can any writer pass up an idea like that?

Thus was Jack Neillands born — and turned up on the doorstep of writer Frances Moon, completely disconcerting her and pretty much turning her world upside down.

That book was called Imagine because, basically, that’s exactly what I did — and so did Frances. (This was in the days when titles were not nineteen words long and stuffed with hot button words).

In any case, I’m all for using the real world. That’s what I went to Cannes for, after all.

So, by all means, Margaret, use Ellie’s ‘event.’ If you need blood and gore details, send me an email!

Hope it works for your story. Be sure to let us know when to watch out for the book!

What You Never Forget About Being A Parent

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009


What you never forget? How things can change in a split second.

Your kids grow up. They have kids of their own. And the grandkids are fine one minute. And the next minute one is on her way to the emergency room.

Just like that.

There we were at dinner, just finishing up when Ellie decided she was done.

Kicked her feet out. Shoved against the table. Tipped herself right over backwards and we all watched in horror as she and the chair nailed the hardwood floor at a rate of knots.

You know how kids sometimes don’t cry because it hurts so much they are gearing up to split everyone’s eardrums in three counties. That’s pretty much the way it was — dead silence as her dad snatched her up — and then came the shriek.

And then the blood.

Concussions are one thing. A bad thing. Blood along with concussions is worse.

It makes everything so much more — red.

And obviously urgent.

So we left Henry and his mother at home — Henry colicky and his mother beyond anxious — and were on our way into town to the ER in less than a minute. We arrived no doubt faster than the speed limits allow.

Ellie was a trooper even though we spent three hours there. She hung onto her dad while she got the lay of the land. Then we all read books and looked at the pictures on the ceiling (good idea, that) and waited. They were doing a land office business in the ER tonight.

Ellie endured. She pretty much only screamed when someone was trying to do something dire to her — like put staples in her head.

In the end, they gave her three stickers which she loved, a headband to keep the leaking blood off the sheets, which lasted, um, until we got to the door of the hospital, and then we drove home through a rainstorm that turned to a snowstorm as we got closer to the foothills. Glad my son was driving.

Now she has gone to bed and is due to be awakened every couple of hours tonight by her mom who said, “Of course I’m going to do it. I won’t be able to sleep anyway.”

How well I remember. It comes right back.

So while we are waiting, I am writing my scheduled bit of Demetrios because I can’t sleep either.

There’s nothing like a bit of adrenaline to focus the mind. I remember that, too.