Salutations and Felicitations on your birthday, dear Kate!
The Lady Across the Pond (TLATP to those who know her well — aka Ms McAllister) has invited me to be a regular, albeit sporadic, contributor to her blog.
She has even, you will note, given me sidebar billing.
This is so I can send personal good wishes and head butts and purrs to my dear Lady of the House, Kate Walker, on her birthday!
If you have not gone to my dear Lady’s blog and wished her the best of the day, please do so. Or, if you are lazy, Anne says you can leave them here in the comments and I am to see that Kate reads them. But I feel sure you will make the extra effort to click on her name and allow her to simply read them on her own space whilst eating bonbons and sipping tea or that light-coloured stuff she thinks of as tea, which is what you get when you wave a tea bag in the direction of the cup.
But I digress.
I could extol her virtues endlessly, but it would be teatime before I got finished and I really can’t miss meals. And if I kept on, that cat Dylan would show up withh a ‘pome’ he had writ, and he’d want to recite it, and we can’t be having that.
Suffice to say, dear Lady of the House, that I wish you the very best today and all the coming year (as does TLATP), and I hope that you have a salmon, er, present filled day and that you will share it all with those of us who are on your side of the pond and wish you well (even that floozie, Flora, if she behaves herself).
Your official blog contributor and handsome esteemed noble self-effacing feline of distinction,
SIR SIDNEY ST JOHN WILLOUGHBY PORTLY-LUMMOX, DLitt Oxon, Earl of Blubberhouses, Thane of Spital-in-the-Street, etc etc etc, ACOSB (a cat of superior breeding).
